He has everything. He doesn't have a novel about himself.
A real, printed novel starring your husband: his face on the cover, his name on the spine, his habits and catchphrases in every chapter. Made in 2 minutes.
You make it in about 2 minutes, and you see his cover before you pay. Order by November 30 to have it for Christmas.
“I have laughed harder than I have in a long time AND that was just the 1st chapter.”
6 reasons wives are giving this instead of another gadget
He'll forget the gadget by February. This one stays on the shelf.
It's the one thing he can't buy himself
He buys what he wants the day he wants it. What he can't buy is a book that was written about him, by someone who knows him. That's you.
You see his cover before you pay
Upload one photo and his cover appears in a couple of minutes. If it doesn't look like him, try another photo or don't order. No guessing.
It's written from what you know about him
His job, his hobbies, the thing he always says, the dog, the golf swing. You tap a few answers and the story is built around them, so no two books are the same.
The Parade
Graham Porter walked one dog. Then the neighbors noticed.
By March he walked eleven, in a formation he called the parade, and he had opinions about who led it.
“Biscuit leads on Tuesdays,” he told Susan, very seriously.
“Biscuit is a Chihuahua,” Susan said.
“Biscuit,” Graham said, “has presence.”
You pick the kind of story
A comedy that roasts him lovingly, a spy thriller, a murder mystery, a sci-fi adventure, or the story of his life. It doesn't have to be a joke. It has to be him.
The reaction is the gift
People don't expect to see their own face on a novel. Watch what happens when they open it.
A second gift inside
Every book comes with $10 off a book of his own, so he can write one about you next.
How it works
Three steps, about 2 minutes.
1. Tell us about him
His name, a photo, the story style.
2. Tap what makes him him
Hobbies, quirks, who he is to you.
3. See his cover
Before you pay anything.
Choose his book
In the US, $39.90 for the paperback and $49.90 for the hardcover, both with free shipping. You choose after you see his cover. Every book comes with:
- A printed novel of about 180 pages starring him
- His face on the cover, his name on the spine
- An optional dedication from you on the first page
- $10 off a book of his own, inside
This year's options
| Gift | About him? | Could he buy it himself? | Keeps it? |
|---|---|---|---|
| A novel starring him | Yes | No | For good |
| Another gadget | No | Yes | A few months |
| A bottle | No | Yes | A few weeks |
| Clothes | No | Yes | If it fits |
| A gift card | No | Yes | Until it's spent |
What wives are saying
“I purchased it as a Christmas present for my husband and I can't wait for him to open it and start reading. I have laughed harder than I have in a long time AND that was just the 1st chapter. Thank you for the best gift ever!!!”
“He couldn't put it down once he started reading it.”
“I can't wait to give this to him on our 22nd anniversary celebration in Vegas soon!”
Tooxt is rated 4.7 on Trustpilot.
Questions wives ask
Will the cover really look like him?
You see the cover on screen before you pay. If it doesn't look like him, try another photo or don't order. A clear, front-facing photo works best.
How much does it cost?
In the US, $39.90 for the paperback and $49.90 for the hardcover, with free shipping. Outside the US you see the price in your currency before you pay.
Is it actually a real book?
Yes. A printed novel of about 180 pages, in hardcover or paperback, with his name on the cover as the author.
Does it have to be funny?
No. Pick a comedy, a thriller, a mystery, a sci-fi or fantasy story, or the story of his life. You decide the tone.
What do I need to make it?
His name, one photo, and a few taps about what he's like. About two minutes.
Can I add a personal message?
Yes. You can add an optional dedication on the first page.
What's the $10 for him?
Every book comes with $10 off a first order for the person who receives it, so he can make one for someone else.
Will it arrive before Christmas?
Order by November 30 to have it for Christmas.
Is Tooxt legit?
Tooxt is rated 4.7 on Trustpilot. You also see the cover before you pay, so you know what you're getting.
Reviews are quoted from Trustpilot. Prices shown are US prices.
Give him the one thing he can't buy himself
A novel about him, with his face on the cover. See it before you pay. Order by November 30 to have it for Christmas.
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